Do your friends laugh at your one-liners, puns, or jokes? Do your jokes slay even the most humorless people in your office?
Do the jokes below make you chuckle?
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take things so literally.
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Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender asks if he wants a drink.
“I think not,” he says.
Then he disappears.
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium didn’t react.
If you've got more where these came from, we want to hear from you!
Record your joke on our voice mail at 910.361.COAST or email your joke to coastline@whqr.org.
It's the CoastLine Joke Show -- Wednesday, October 15th at noon -- to kick off the Fall Pledge Drive. Join us. If you can't laugh with us, you can laugh at us!!
